Hari Ini Pun Gagal Jadi Normie

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Hari Ini Pun Gagal Jadi Normie — 第一章 监督者降临

Naik ke SMA, Kurose Yota bersumpah akan menanggalkan identitas wibu-nya dan menjadi normie yang usai pulang sekolah bilang, “Main ke mana?”. Rencana itu bangkrut di hari ketiga masuk sekolah—Amami Rika, peringkat satu sekolah, menyelamatkan figure edisi terbatasnya dari luar pagar atap, lalu mengumumkan, “Mulai hari ini, latihan jadi normie-mu aku yang awasi.” Maka kehidupan SMA Yota berubah menjadi eksekusi publik.

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Contents · 6 sections序章 天台事故第一章 监督者降临第二章 午饭的正确吃法第三章 文化祭摊位战争第一章 她也有秘密收藏第二章 今天也没能成为现充

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第一章 监督者降临

Chapter 1: The Supervisor Descends

The supervisor’s first rule: lunch must be eaten in the center of the cafeteria.

“Corners are otaku territory.” Rika set her tray on the most conspicuous four-person table. “Normies have to be seen.”

The temperature of Yota’s ears had already exceeded the normal human range. Around them, people were whispering, “Why is Amami-san with a guy…?” He said quietly, “I can pay you to pretend you never saw that figure.”

“I don’t take money.” Rika bit the straw of her strawberry milk. “I take your seat at noon every day. And when you go to the game shop on weekends, take me with you—I need to confirm you haven’t relapsed.”

“That isn’t a relapse. That’s inventory management.”

“Normies don’t say inventory.” She tapped a chopstick against his forehead. “They say, ‘I’ve got something to do.’”

For the first time, Yota seriously suspected that being a normie was a hazardous occupation requiring a license.

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