Oops I Sucked a Dick To Sell A House for the 2nd Time

Oops I Sucked a Dick To Sell A House for the 2nd Time

Please do not judge me for what I'm about to tell you, because if you could benefit from sucking on a random cock I'm sure you would. Well, I'm also a slut that loves having a dick in my mouth, so maybe you wouldn't have done what I did to sell a house, but you won't know what I did unless you continue reading below.

So I just gave a potential home buyer a blow job in hopes of closing a sale on a house that's been on the market for over 208 days and counting. I mean it really felt like I was starring in an amateur porn video, but this really happened!

Listen, COVID-19 has made it very difficult for female real estate agents to sell houses, so if I have to use the gifts that I was born with to close a sale, then start getting on my knees more often if it's going to help me sell a house in order to increase the size of my commission checks!

Listen, I'm a 25 year old blonde babe with big tits and a big ass to match, so closing house sales by giving blow jobs to potential male buyers is super easy. Trust me, all men, even married men, love getting their big dick.

Oh, and if you're wondering if I've ever sucked a wiener in hopes of selling houses in the past, yes, yes I have. Not just once, not twice, but with today's "BJ for escrow", a term that I'm now going to call this closing technique of mine, I have given 3 blow jobs to potential home buyers; currently I'm 2 for 3 with this closing tactic, and I'm pretty sure the gentleman that I got down on my knees for today will place an offer in the next 24 hours bringing my record to a perfect 3 – 0.

I didn't want to write about me doing this because I know people will call me a "prostitute" for giving head to sell a house, but I give really wonderful blow jobs, and I kinda think of it more as a friendly handshake than anything sexual...or should I say a friendly hand job :)

I did feel bad for the guy though because he finished super fast, less than a minute into the blow job, and I could tell he was a little embarrassed. I wasn't planning on having a warm protein shake for lunch today, but I didn't want to make him feel any worse by spitting it out, so I just swallowed away and complimented the size of his big dick, and I also thanked him for not giving me a facial all over my face and clothing. I mean I'm a slut that loves facials just as much as any other MILF, 19 year old babysitter, or female school teacher, but I can't show other houses with cum stains all over my blouses and short skirts.

Now that I think about it, it would be rude of him not to buy the house since I did swallow.

I'm okay with myself for giving this guy a BJ because he's actually quite handsome, has a very nice sized wiener, and if I met him outside of work I'd totally have a one night stand with him.

Well wish me good luck that this guy and his wife, who is a sexy MILF by the way, place an offer by close of business tomorrow because not only is the commission going to be really nice, but I'll also get a bonus for selling 5 houses this month! Shoot, maybe I'll convince these two into having a threesome with me if it'll help me close the sale. I mean I've always wanted to take part in a MILF threesome!

I think I'm going to start wearing super tight yoga pants when I show houses to married men because I can just grind my big ass on their big dicks instead of giving them head. But if the yoga pants idea fails then I'll just suck some more cock to help me sell houses!